Finally heard back from St.Joesph's about how much of a medical bill discount I'll be getting, if any discount at all! The actual letter's a bit odd, since it listed how much of a deduction it is in the deduction's amount and not its percent and didn't list the adjusted total (IE: It said that it'd be $1,083 less than it was, but didn't say what was left nor how it'd adjust future bills). In looking back on where I totaled things up it seems their discount rate is... (drumroll) ...100%. Yes, One Hundred Percent. Ultrasound and bloodwork all done for free. I say again, Ka-freak'n-Ching!
They also sent me a little Benevolence Program business-card type thing, although it doesn't say what it's for. It just has my name, my St.Joe's Medical Record number, and my Birthdate listed as the Expiration date.