With any luck, I'll get bitten by a radioactive cricket part-way through and develop sonic super-powers.
*Oodle-oodle-oodle* Why the heck did you swallow a quarter?
In other news, I was talking with some of my co-workers on my way out of work tonight, and one of them (Sarah) asked about my "gladstones". Yes, "gladstones".
I don't think I'd have a problem with my Gladstones unless I was far more Steampunky.