Useless (youngwilliam) wrote,
Useless
youngwilliam

Ok, the junk E-Mail is getting better.


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Quickly come, quickly go
The best of men are but men at best
He who gathers crops in summer is a wise son, but he who sleeps during harvest is a disgraceful son

Faith will move mountains
When dog hungry he ah nyam calabash.
Constant dripping wears away the stone
When children stand still they have done some ill

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From: Greediness S. Ghost

Juq punchaukama The objection of the scandalmonger is not that she tells of racy doings, but that she pretends to be indignant about them.
When angry, count four when very angry, swear.

Books must be read as deliberately and reservedly as they were written. It pays to know the enemy -- not least because at some time you may have the opportunity to turn him into a friend.

Learning is a livelihood.

Read no history: nothing but biography, for that is life without theory.
A healthy old fellow, who is not a fool, is the happiest creature living.
When you read God's Word, you must constantly be saying to yourself, ''It is talking to me, and about me.''
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
We only labor to stuff the memory, and leave the conscience and the understanding unfurnished and void.
Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.
Look upon your chastening as God's chariots sent to carry your soul into the high places of spiritual achievement.

The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things
A good friend is my nearest relation.

Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.

What we need is not the will to believe, but the wish to find out.
The ambitious are forever followed by adulation for they receive the most pleasure from flattery.

I am convinced that one of the biggest factors in success is the courage to undertake something.
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I'm all but considering starting a LJ-Community for Junk E-Mail Gems. I bet I, Allegedly, and Sandchigger could fill up the first hundred posts.

In other news, I only -just- realized that the Cowboy Junkies song, "Horse in the Country" isn't about a horse but instead about a fellow that the main character is involved with. Took about a decade, but I eventually got it.
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