I mentioned to her after this that I actually just cut my hair the other day, using the tried and true "Tie it in two pigtails and then cut the pigtails off"-method. She mentioned to me after that that I should open up a self-serve barber-shop.
To which I said, "Great! I can make it a combo self-serve barber shop and hair salon! The sign above the door can read 'Please Cut Yourself and Dye'!"
In other news, did no-one tell Peter Gabriel while he was working on this song that Cheap Trick had already done it?