Useless (youngwilliam) wrote,
Useless
youngwilliam

Mailbag Day!

So I happened to check my Junk E-Mail file, found a few of the names a bit interesting, and hoped the actual letters themselves would be as interesting.

Wow. I should say so.


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From : Elvin Nieves [Leonard@bresnan.net]
Reply-To : Tomshah [Leonard@bresnan.net]
Sent : Thursday, April 5, 2007 7:17 AM
To : Tomshah [tomshah@bigfoot.com]
Subject : flagellate some curia
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it stands on the front porch

satan the crt be gurgle may otherworld or bought

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If 'flagellate' is in the Subject line, it's always a good sign.
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From : Dina Calloway [ieheqe@anderseninternet.com]
Sent : Monday, April 2, 2007 12:57 AM
To : kedawhit@bigfoot.com
Subject : toward books on upper shelves
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How are you Kedawhit Our company is really pleasantly surprised to see your house bank invitation confirmation. which we accepted roughly 23 days ago. Our corporation is approving your finance proposal You need to graciously, instantly insert your final info at our web site www.participationbanker.com Sincerely, Lindsay Johnson burning my fingers like this are circlejerks theyjerk & circle jerk deck of cards killing timedimness of severest woe His friends assembled at the wake speaking with the simple voice of truth Thus the poet of the passions

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I love how that one starts off all fine and normal (other than going to a Bigfoot account that isn't mine), but then spirals into speaking in tongues after the 'Sincerely' part.
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From : Frances Anthony [KaraCameronzrf@auburninternet.com]
Reply-To : Marjph [KaraCameronzrf@auburninternet.com]
Sent : Friday, April 6, 2007 2:49 AM
To : Marjph [marjph@bigfoot.com]
Subject : copernican massage
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skimmed this morning from the watertrough

such try derisive it rejecter not chipboard may crucial

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Yes, 'Copernican Massage'. I think I have a new bad college-band name.
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